5 Things I’d Do Before I’d Get A Flu Shot
No offense to all the well-intentioned police and medical professionals of the world, but I learned a simple rule at a fairly young age: If there’s a cop or a doctor around, something bad is going on....
View ArticleBetter New Year’s Hangovers Through Science
Go ahead and drink yourself silly. Just don’t be a baby about it. If you don’t feel like drinking a lot tonight, we already suggested some excellent New Year’s Eve movies. But if you DO decide to...
View ArticleI Need A New Drug
I knew it. DNA is made of drugs. Would it trouble you – as it troubled me – to learn that there are plans afoot to significantly restructure the National Institute of Health to enable the pursuit of...
View ArticleMy Amazing New Seafood Weight Loss Diet
Sorry Charlie. You’re not on the menu any more. I think I discovered a great new weight loss program today. It’s based largely on carefully selected seafood. Perhaps you’re thinking “Duh, we all know...
View ArticleThe “Wet House” Concept: Bunks For Drunks? Or Harm Reduction?
Who knows. Maybe a “wet house” is preferable to the Romanian “Please don’t run over the drunks” approach. There was a time in my life when – if you told me there was a place I could go live for free...
View ArticleHave A Nice Day
The content of this article is partially derived from a book and a personal development site I’m working on Did you have a good day today? Or a bad day? If you had a “good” day, there’s a fair chance...
View ArticleThe First Rule of Penis Club is That You Do Not Talk About Penis
Let’s talk about penises for a moment. I know, I know. It’s not an especially appealing topic for most of us. So let’s ease into it. Before we really dig in, there are probably a few things you should...
View ArticleDesigner Vaginas: Vajazzling for the Jet Set?
Why are cosmetic surgeons so eager to get their hands on your vagina? I’ve never actually had one myself, so maybe I’m not really qualified to talk about them, but you know what I like about vaginas?...
View ArticleMaybe Lance Armstrong Isn’t A Bad Guy – Maybe He’s Just A Psychopath
As you may know, last year research confirmed something that most of us had deduced by way of common sense years ago – that Wall Street is full of psychopaths. I mean, that was kind of the whole point...
View ArticleSalt Sugar Fat: How the Food Giants Hooked Us
Have you ever wondered what that orange crap is that’s left on your fingers after you eat some Cheetos or Doritos? Well, after reading this NYT piece about the science of addictive junk food, I have a...
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